is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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