Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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