quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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