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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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