for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
they need to just BURY HIM!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My feet surprised me
I have post one night stand depression
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