I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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