Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize