Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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