I feel like I'm in dance class right now
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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