this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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