We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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