I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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