I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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