Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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