Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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