We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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