it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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