Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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