and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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