Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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