Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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