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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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