haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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