another moral hangover. fuck.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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