you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
