You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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