Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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