"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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