Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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