Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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