SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
