he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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