Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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