We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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