who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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