its not stalking. its research.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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