remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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