ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this will be a night to untag.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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