coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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