ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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