I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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