the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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