True but thats because hes a fetus.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
