i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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