Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
please don't ironically join a cult
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