whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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