so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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