I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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