NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize