I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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