I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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