Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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