Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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