Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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