I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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