There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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