Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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