Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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