My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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